A: Wow, you have flung the door wide open for Yankee-bashing by asking what drives Southerners crazy, but that is not the root problem here. First, I’d examine how these Southerners could perceive you. Perhaps there’s something in your manner that is off-putting. Ask a close friend for a candid appraisal. It may have nothing to do with cultural differences, so don’t limit your thinking to that arena. That said, I’d also join organizations where you’d find like-minded folks keen on deeper discussions. Keeping good company is important, and I am no fan of extended small talk either. I’d advise you to widen your circle and seek those who have similar interests and concerns. Otherwise you’ll be stuck in a maddening cacophony of chatter. One caveat: Southerners will always talk about food. It’s such a huge part of our culture. Why not embrace it and try out some recipes for collards, chow chow, or fried cornbread? This could be a delectable educational and social experiment. And who knows: it might even impress some of those Southern friends who’ve heretofore kept you at a distance.
Q: Can Justin Bieber be saved, or is he in a downward spiral? Is he the role model we truly want for our children?
A: We do not discuss Justin Bieber in this column. But I’d reckon that anyone hollower than a chocolate Easter bunny from the Dollar Tree is probably not the best role model. Next question.
Q: What is a good way to make peace with your past?
A: Without knowing the nature of your situation, I’ll have to answer in broad terms.
-Remember that the past is behind you. As any driver knows, you won’t get far if you keep looking in the rear-view mirror. In the words of the Staple Singers, “Take the sheet off your face, boy/it’s a brand new day.”
-Your past does not define you or determine your future. It’s not what has happened to you; it’s what you do with what has happened to you. It’s not what you’ve done to others; it’s how you treat folks from this point forward.
-Honor old mistakes and hurts by greeting each day as the renewed person who has learned from those things. Your current thoughts, beliefs, and actions should demonstrate that you are much wiser now.
-Forgive everybody (including yourself) for everything. No exceptions.
-Accept that life is messy, confusing and contradictory. Keep moving anyway.
-A spiritual grounding always helps in matters such as these. Pray and meditate and ask for guidance. Make time each day to quiet your mind.
-Acknowledge the beauty in what you’ve gained from that dim past. “In life as in the dance, grace glides on blistered feet,” said Alice Abrams.
-Finally, recognize that you deserve a happy, fulfilling life. Even if you’re not persuaded yet, pretend and act like you believe it. Then watch what comes your way. But be warned. It will resemble the atomic bomb testing in the Nevada desert: flashes of light, brighter than the sun, will begin nudging out the darkness.
Lauretta Hannon, a resident of Powder Springs, is the bestselling author of “The Cracker Queen — A Memoir of a Jagged, Joyful Life” and a keynote speaker. Southern Living has named her “the funniest woman in Georgia.” See more at www.thecrackerqueen.com.
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