In my college years, when I was assigned to the rewrite desk of the Associated Press, I wrote a story about a drowning in one of the lakes in North Georgia in which I quoted a bystander who said that the victim had “caught” the cramps. There was a titanic eruption in the newsroom when a seasoned editor screamed in my direction that you “are stricken with the cramps, you don’t catch ‘em (multiple expletives deleted here)!”
Even an unwashed country fellow would not suggest that anyone with the mumps “caught” them from somebody else, although the disease is spread through contact with respiratory secretions, such as saliva.
Someone brought up a date that was a reminder of a year in which I was “stricken” with the mumps. As I recall, I was 28 years old and did not know anyone in my circle of friends who were mumps victims. Nobody I had come in contact with revealed later they had contracted the disease. I heard of many mumps cases growing up, but I missed them as a child. When the mumps came my way, I was married, which was a concern in that the mumps can, in rare cases, cause males to become sterile.
Quick research on the Internet revealed up to 20 percent of people infected with the mumps don’t always show symptoms of the disease. You can be infected and not realize you are spreading the virus. Interestingly, as with measles, mumps have made something of a comeback lately. One of the reasons for the resurgence of measles is there are an increasing number of Americans who fail to get vaccinations.
In 2011, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said there were 220 cases of the measles discovered in the U.S. Of those cases, two thirds of the victims had not received vaccinations. Apparently, most of those inflicted were those who contracted the disease while traveling outside the U.S.
That prompts another story worthy of telling. When I was growing up, the school system provided free vaccinations in my county for various childhood diseases, as was the case across the state. Believe it or not, some kids refused to take the vaccinations because they were afraid of the needle. Their parents, mostly primitively educated rural folk, supported their kids refusal to “take their shots.”
I was afraid, too, but I simply took a deep breath and with every muscle in my body tensed and taught, felt the needle zap into my arm without any consequential results. I survived all those vaccine sessions with the country health nurse.
Interestingly, I never heard of any of the kids who refused to submit to vaccinations developing serious medical complications. They did endure the wrath of the nurse, however, who once exclaimed in exasperation, “There’s more ignorance per square foot in this county than any place on earth.”
Growing up, all my cousins and friends seemed to come down with the measles, which meant you had to stay out of school, which was, to most of us, a good thing. Then you heard measles could make you go blind, which led to deep fears.
Don’t know how they treat mumps today, but my experience was I had to stay in bed off my feet, which led to the worst condition known to man. Boredom.
Loran Smith is an administrative specialist for the University of Georgia sports communication department. You can reach him at firstname.lastname@example.org.